Thursday, December 6, 2012

Compute? I Think Not!

Ye gads,  if I  had know what  my  darling elder brother had gotten me into with  me agreeing to teach  my father about  computers and internet, I would have  skedaddled far, far and  very far away. Or at least  found a way for the berk to teach father  himself.

Although  they say I am  very tech savvy -  which is an oxymoron if I ever heard one, if I think about me and numbers, today my patience was  truly stretched to the limit.

Didn't help  I had to teach on an prehistoric  laptop with a Windows XP on -  don't get me wrong,  I  have nothing against  XP series -  in fact, when I first begun to work on one,  it was a  speedy  move from 'good' '98 to 'great' XP, as it was simply better -  if not in programs, then in  uploading and resolution.  Through the years  I survived many uploads and downloads of the Windows programs,  be  it  to upgrade something,  twice or thrice it was because of the system  crashdown and  sometimes, it was just a maintenance and because  we  switched the  hard  drives -  the old with newer ones.  And sometimes was  just becasue my  dear older sibling was being a bitch and punted me off to learn how to do the geeky things.  Not up to his knowledge, but   some basics and  tricks,  that he had to literally bash into my poor head.   When I  was truly interested in something, we advanced from:" /heavy  sigh.../ Look, I will explain  it to you once more..." to  opened door,  messy hair through it and "Ask Uncle Google." and then  closed and locked door and me standing in  the front of the  self same door,  staring disbelievingly  at the  door's wood.

Apparently he deemed me   knowledgeable enough to  teach my dad  - ahem, he was just a lazy bastard -  and  while I was already  teaching mom, it was a short leap to rope me into  father's  tech education as well.

I was greatly enjoying my stint  on  my  laptop  with Windows 7, when  father  barges in and announces he  wants to be taught  how to operate  the computer.

And I, gentle soul like  I am,  agreed.

And it come to four  hours of  massacring technical jargon and  trying to get his whiny ass  used to the  new Firefox browser -  he  constantly  grumbles that the old one was better -  bitch, I had to get used  to working with many other browsers and I didn't  whine half as much as he did, because  sometimes you gotta do with  what you have, if you don't have what you need.   Although my college  had state of the art  classrooms, we still had  Windows XP, even when  Windows 7 was happily purring away his little programs on  my laptop.   Back to my father.  He whined about this and that and  really, I began to wonder if it ever was a good idea to  teach him  how to man the computer.  Not that he can't, but he is really stubborn on some instances.  And it doesn't help the  Godzilla he has in use is  really prehistoric laptop that is slo-o-o-w.  I  had done  some of my  work on it when my laptop was away  for the repairs, and it wasn't nearly as slow as it's now, so I wonder if my brother didn't dismantle some of my tweaks.   Ah, well,  will care some other time about that.

My beta is somewhat hibernating away.  Or something in that effect,  and  I just gotta get to learn Anatomy.

On the brighter side,  I  did both of the exams  with   high scores, and  I am righteously  smug about it.

Mwahaha.

Signing off,

Eirenei

PS: Brother so owes me a  good smoothie for my troubles now.../grumbles/


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