Monday, March 18, 2013

Unlimited Pen Works

As it is, I finally had some time to get my  paws back into the writing waters,  both on the  thesis and fanfiction front,  even if that means my brain is burning from both ends, and right now, this is not a pleasant feeling to endure.

My beta  promises -  fingers crossed and all that -  that she will manage to beta my stories at the Spring Break,  because  they  got them shitload of work in their  schools right now.  I can understand that,  and as for me, I am  dizziying my way through the practical side of thesis -  or will be, as of tomorrow, and let's hope it will come out  with  minimum plotholes imaginable; right now  I am  not very happy I got  myself such an  difficult  questionnaire to  interpret, so this would take some time  to get in a shape  that I will be satisfied with enough to proclaim the whole affair  over and done with.  Seriously thinking on NOT going  through the additional  amount of  schooling, because  after I finish that,   I  won't be in  shape to  write anything  so stuffy  like this  for some  time.

On the front of stories, I finished another chapter of   Among The Hawks And Doves -   chapter numero Sexta, under the name  Getting High -  I certainly was on something  when I was writing the thing,  and then, two chapters of Fire And Ice are  as good as dea -  ahem,  finished.  Excuse  me,  I am feeling a little  homicidal because  the last chapter was a murder and a half to write.   Back To Me counts as a tenth chapter in the series, while  Riders On The Storm is lucky eleventh. Or torturous one?  Will see what  MHB says on that.   The last one is a monster in its own right,  and   I just hope it didn't fall out too awkward, but  as it is, it's finished and waiting on revision. 

Somehow, I got myself another obsession in the shape of  Fate/Stay Night  -  still have to watch through Unlimited Blade Works,  but it seems to be pretty interesting, both story and characters-wise.  This spawned two additional stories, one in the original 'verse, and another I went, in all my awesome stupidity,  write in a crossover style.  /Sweatdrops/ Jay-sus Christ,  sometimes my  brain is  feeling  very  trigger-happy, and when it is,  there is only one solution -  grab something to write with and on, and then aloha, madness.    Because I  dithered long enough, I am now  presenting some previews of  my   works mentioned in this yappy excuse for  a post.

Among The Hawks And Doves

Getting  High





Harry was just minding his business, meaning haggling with Yamamoto-san for groceries.  The old man was a farmer - grumpy and old and constantly complaining on having sciatica that wouldn't go away or his daughter-in-law or his son - his wife was already dead, and Harry stumbled upon him via Naruto's bratty pranks. Old man Yama, as he asked Harry to call him - only Yama part,   the 'old man’ Harry added for his own amusement, to  see  Yamamoto huff and puff in irritation.



"Hell no, Yama-jiji.  I won't pay ten ryo   for a measly daikon radish!" Harry snapped out.  "See, it's  dried out, old and wrinkly,  just like your ass, so don't try to fool me!"




"You little twerp!" Yamamoto barked back, his   bushy silver eyebrows twitching.   "I will have you know this radish is the finest quality -   if anything, I am letting you rip ME off!" He hacked a little as he stroked his long silvery mustache, as his old eyes narrowed in mock-anger.



Harry tilted his head.  "Ripping you off?  Old man, have you gone senile or do you just love bad jokes?  This daikon radish barely deserves the name -   even a cat's dick would be bigger than it!" He barked back, making Yamamoto hack out his pipe in surprise. 




"Wha -  cough, cough -  My daikon radishes are  NOT smaller than cat's dick!" The old man boomed,  making the  passerby's  eye him strangely, before they hurried away from the crazy man.   Yamamoto blinked and then, it clicked just what he had  roared out. 




Harry  grinned at the man's half irritated, half-amused face.  "You got this round, brat.  So the  carrots and some spinach…." He huffed and hawed as he moved, wincing.  "Ahwoo, my old  bones…. I am old, too old for this shit.  And you dare to disrespect an old man like me….  Youth these days…." He mumbled, shaking his gray head disbelievingly.




Harry sighed.   "Right, I apologize, Yama-jii.  What about   ginger cookies and some tea to get these old nerves of yours in order?" He offered back, smiling slightly.   Squinty eyes, like those of an old fox, looked at him.   "Two batches?" The man inquired craftily, while he expertly bound the daikon radishes in a small bunch. 




Harry made an innocent face.  "Well, I had three, but if you insist on two – " Yamamoto harrumphed.  "I will throw in some vanilla persimmons.   Satisfied, you greedy brat?" He grumbled put, peeved.



It was pure chance that Harry found out Yama-jii was addicted to the ginger cookies - it was actually Naruto's fault. The brat was clumsy with one of his pranks, the old man's nose was sharp enough to detect the scent of ginger on the brat, and he managed to catch the kid before he made his escape, dragging the foxy idiot to his caretaker, one Koizumi Akito. 




Harry was prepared for the man to launch at him a lengthy diatribe on the   fox brat and annoyances, but instead of that, the man thrust the mentioned fox brat at him and demanded to be given some ginger cookies. (His wife had baked those for him until she died, and his no-good daughter-in-law never did get them exactly as he liked them. And coincidentally, Naruto smelled like cookies   which, by the way, he had managed to filch right off of Harry's plate.)




From that meeting with the ginger cookie whore – ahem, Yama-jii, Harry had been buying most of the groceries here, as the man was not as prejudiced to Naruto's furry little problems as the   other villagers were.   And it did help that Harry could bake some of the most delicious ginger cookies.


Fire And Ice

Back To Me 



He closed his eyes as he carefully lifted the small porcelain cup to his lips.
The bait had been snapped up desperately, just like they expected it would be.  Even if he, as Harry, didn’t know Sirius much, he knew he was desperate for a family, and  with the state the Light side was in, along with the recent  skirmish in Diagon Alley,   Antares had presented himself as an ideal candidate to be allied to Order of the Phoenix, even if his methods came across  as a little too… unforgiving for some people.  And with him being a Carruthers, the Dark and Grey side were thrown in a tumult of confusion, flailing for anything concrete to hold on in a proverbial sense.
Carruthers’ name may have been disgraced, but their power and prestige, even diminished as they were, were nothing to sneeze at. 
He sighed with a faint disgust.

“Master?  Is the tea not to your liking?”  Faustus asked immediately, making the single eye  turn to him.  Antares shook his head.  “Tea is fine.  Just my thoughts bothering me. “ He murmured back quietly as he leaned forward to  place the cup back on  the tea table.  He was intercepted by white-clad hand that gently plucked the cup from his  fingers. 

“Everything will be alright.  You did prepare for this, Young Master.” Claude murmured back, his golden eyes glinting behind the square-rimmed spectacles he insisted on wearing.
“Tch.”  Antares scoffed. “Since when you were so very optimistic?” He  asked the spider butler archly, making a small smirk appear on the man’s face. 

“You forgot, Young Master.  Revenge is a… how shall  I put it…  a demon’s specialty.   And as much as I hate to  admit it,   Michaelis is  quite useful in  that regard.” He murmured back politely as he  put the  cup on the tray. 

“So very demure,”  Antares  snarked back. “Maybe I  should have  contracted only  Michaelis, then.” He  suppressed a smirk at the almost imperceptible tensing of the butler’s  shoulders.   “That impulse-driven crow?   I am beginning to  suspect your mental health had   deteriorated again if you are speaking  such nonsense,  Master.”  Claude  replied back stiffly, his pride stung at the implication he was worth less than the kuroshitsuji  who was currently    waiting on the…. guests… to appear.
Dark eyebrow arched, but as he opened his mouth to reply, he was interrupted  by Michaelis  entering the  room. 

“Master, some people wish to have an audience with you.”  The crow butler almost purred out,  mocha-colored eyes glinting with mischief. 

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

...Derp.. Derp.... Derp... Bingo.

Well,  I   didn't pipe up for some time, and now reportning back from the madness that is my life.

Yap, I am mad. Loco, barking, whatever you wish.  Mad anyway.  I mean mad in a crazy sense.... and  cramming Anatomy last minute in my skull can attest to that sad, but true fact.  /Sweatdrops/

My reason for picking up Anatomy was simple -  preparations for National Exams because you gotta  know just what are you massaging when you have one poor sod or sod-ette on  the  massage table.   You  can play amateurish  massage all you like, but  eventually, it becomes a bore and more  a chore than an  interesting work.   One of the reasons why  I somehow  convinced myself to pay a hefty fee,  got myself kicked up   every Saturday without fail to get to school,  even if I bemoaned the loss of my  toasty warm bed, and suffered under the paws of my colleagues.... and also made them suffer under mine... until we all gradually got better, but that's  another  story for another day.   Or night, for that matter. Also, you suffer  under the  massive amount of data  about Anatomy,  Ethnics,  First Aid,  Massage and so on and so forth /dry snerk/.

Enough of my scary stories, let's get on with the main one.  my bad habit is procrastinating, because  if it doesn't interest me, then you will rarely catch  me working on a project that needs to be done. usually,   uninteresting one are  shuffled into the bin under Last Minute tag, which means I  have practically force myself to do the  onerous deed, because if not, then there are  dire consequences. Yeah, yeah, I know, supremely bad habit, and one  I  should not be proud of, and every time I  do it,  I promise myself to do better next time.  /Double sweatdrop/. Sometimes, it works. Sometimes, it fails.

Yesterday was one such day.   After procrastinating for a week, I  was finally pressed into  grabbing the  Anatomy  books and all other knickknacks and  get to work.... because the very next day, I had the   National Exam!   And anyone who studied  Anatomy  can tell you this is madness in a  bottle -  guaranteed to scramble  your brains into pretty gray and white mush once you are done with it.   My brains were not  thankful,  but   because  I abuse them frequently,  they had to suck it up and  suffer along with me.   And  I really wanted to do  a premise for  the  Fate/Stay night story /grumbles/....

Today was the dreaded date.  We were  all a little petrified what  will come out of  this, because  National Exams  can be a nightmare, or they can be a breeze... depends on the day and the mood  of  examines.   Didn't help we had the dratted Anatomy, and we all prayed the  written test would be merciful in that sense.  We already wrote the   said subject twice, thank you very much, and no one was inclined to have a third repeat -  Basic Anatomy,  Specialized Anatomy (muscles, bones and nerves),  each of them  had it's own exam.  Go figure.

We were also nervous because of practical, as    even if you  did the  theory  100%, if you failed practical,  you  failed overall.   Cruel, but true,   even if  theory  was 60% of the grade, and practice   some measly  40%.   It was a lottery -  some   of us are better at the back massage, some prefer hand, some   stomach, and so on...and it didn't help I was among the first ones to be questioned just because my surname  is at the beginning of the alphabet /sour grumble/.  This is proverbial jump out of the  hot oil into the fire, but what can you do?

The exam was surprisingly easy... and thankfully  no Anatomy thrown in... well, almost none,    even if there were some  clever questions -  edema, inflammation,  information through the phone,  specific position of some muscles in the body. /Shakes head, sweatdropping/.     I was surprised how  easy the exam was, but that raised my hackles about the  practical all the more -  if the  examiner  asked me about  Anatomy  it would have been 50/50 in my chance of  getting the answer right, depending on the  question asked.   Bones are okay, but I  developed  a  severe and passionate dislike for  the muscles of back,  arms and legs.    Yes, you can  learn the most basic  muscles, but when it comes to the  details, you are so boned it isn't even funny.  If you are masochist, try it.   If you are not,  then stay the hell away until you need it. Yes, I am serious.

When I came in with my victim -  funny story,  we  also had   to get our own volunteers.   On our notices  it  wrote we had to bring two big towels,   identity card and volunteer.   Helloo,  just how in the heck   can I bring up some  man  that weighs at least twice as much as me? /Dry snort/.   No,  it wasn't typo, they seriously  wrote it up like that, and we had a lot of amusement with this little tidbit.

 Well, I was asked about the preparation of  massage table, winged it, and then asked to massage  the  arm.   When I heard the request, my  brain   supplied an expletive -  because   arm massage  is my weak point  at some sections -   I looked up   back and  leg, along with  stomach and chest one, because it was more probable of me to get one of these, and I get the one  I didn't  look up  closely enough.   But when you are in doubt, you  work  with what you have, and when you are in doubt, you bulllshit if needed be.   No, I didn't  mistype.   It's just a fact of life. Thankfully,  I still  knew how to do  what I was asked to do... somehow,  because   if you massage  for  two months consecutively, you  burn into your retinas and hands how to do the things, even if you are unsure of the  phases you  have to  do the  deed in to get successfully done.   In fact, I was so thorough  the examiner stopped me  before I got to the really critical parts, saying she  saw that I knew my stuff, and kicked me out, along with my  lil' victim (who was, by the way,  at least half taller than me)  /snarky grin/.

We were, of course assaulted with questions of our  fellow examinees -  some of us  had luck in  our examiners,  and some  had to   do the darned  good work to get  through the entire thing.   It depended  on the individual's view.  But all three of us  escaped with our lives and  professional dignity intact, so that  gave a good  feeling to the next  victims.   We had to wait for  an hour before we were  called in and officially told that we passed /yay/ and then  we were free to do anything  with our sorry carcasses and  smoked out brain.   Seriously, that kind of exam just  washes out  all the  power you have... it's even worse than  National  Exam at the end of schooling.  /groans/.    I just wonder what kind of washed out rag I would be after  the  thesis defense... /shudder/, because   finishing the darn thing is the next   thing on my  to-do list.  Drat, and double drat. /warily eyes the .... uh, project/.

Right. Now, here I am   with   freshly done  National Exam, my  brains fried by the  incredible amount of data and listening to the GACKT's   lil' itty bitty  snarky song of  a Mirror . Yeah, I admit,  I began  snooping around  for his songs,  if only just out of the curiosity  how the  inspiration for the  Genesis sounded as himself.  And to my surprise, he is very, very good.  At least to my ears,  but it's good enough for me.


And tomorrow?  No snoozin' for me, because I gotta pick up the lettuce  for my Aunt 'cause my  mom  has trouble with back, but I have some  good surprises  for her in store, as it's her  birthday.    As for writing some stories... well, I do have to get my ass out of the funk of writing reviews  for some particular stubborn ass and  get my  things done.

Even  if my beta is not  on the 'net yet /growls/. Well, hell,  then the next stories will be unbeta-ed for the time . /groans/ 

Fuck it, still wanna  write and post,  and  some grammar  annoyances won't stop me from doing so.

Signing off,

Eirenei